Tuesday, January 31, 2006

"The Impaler" Arrested

Vampyre gubernatorial candidate Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkeyarrested Monday night on two felony counts from Indiana: one for escape, the other for stalking. The warrants were discovered when a dispatcher recognized Sharkey's pro wrestling name "Rocky Flash" was on one of the warrants.

Earlier: Satanist For MN Governor

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