Johnathon "The Impaler" Sharkey Ph.D., L.D.D.D. has started his campaign for Governor of Minnesota. Jonathon is a Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch, who supports education and farmers and currently, resides in New Jersey. He also wants terrorists, rapists and drug dealers to be impaled at the state capitol building. As for political connections, during the 2002 Florida State Republican Convention he was photographed with Jeb Bush at the Disney World Convention Center.His wife, Julie Carpenter, was fired from her job as a school bus driver and her neighbors are requesting her eviction because of her religious beliefs. Julie has had a flawless record driving busses for the past five years. She recently posted to a Metafilter thread about the situation.
- Johnathon's MySpace profile
- Intervyew with the Vampyre
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